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🦈 Shark Coochie Board – Funny Charcuterie Board | Engraved Acacia Wood Cutting Board

🦈 Shark Coochie Board – Funny Charcuterie Board | Engraved Acacia Wood Cutting Board

Regular price $45.00 USD
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Make snack time a jaw-dropping event with our Shark Coochie Board — the ultimate funny gift for anyone who can’t quite say charcuterie! Each board is engraved with a bold shark design and the playful saying:

“Because no one can say char-cu-te-rie.”

Crafted from durable acacia wood, this board doubles as a cutting board or serving tray. Perfect for cheese spreads, meats, fruits, and all your favorite bites, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter for parties, BBQs, and cozy nights in.

Whether you call it a charcuterie board, snack board, or “shark coochie board,” this piece adds humor and charm to any kitchen. Great as a housewarming gift, wedding gift, or holiday present for foodies and shark lovers alike!


🪵 Product Details

  • Material: Premium Acacia Wood

  • Engraved Design: “Shark Coochie Board – Because no one can say char-cu-te-rie”

  • Approximate Size: 17" x 6" (may vary slightly)

  • Food safe and ready to use

  • Designed and engraved in the USA


🎁 Perfect For

  • Housewarming & wedding gifts

  • Shark lovers and pun enthusiasts

  • Beach house or coastal kitchen décor

  • Cheese and wine nights

  • Funny holiday or birthday gifts


💡 Care Instructions

Hand wash only. Do not soak or put in the dishwasher. To keep your board beautiful, occasionally apply a food-safe wood oil or conditioner.

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